Saturday, March 10, 2012

Kony Capitalism

Has someone you love swallowed the Kony Kool Aid? If so, drag him to this site immediately and hold his face under it for a full 15 minutes.

If he does not respond, quickly remove his Kony bracelet, log onto this site and read the text aloud slowly and clearly, making sure he absorbs all of the facts.

If all else fails, you may have to physically pull his head out of his ass and insist that he do some serious research and think for himself before giving money to a self-aggrandizing charlatan. Then direct him to a list of charities that are actually in Central Africa helping people.

(IMPORTANT: if the victim is a woman, please change the pronouns accordingly.)

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